On Wednesday, March 6th, 2019, Jair Bolsonaro asked the world via Twitter, "What is a golden shower?" Jair's motives for doing so have been opined by many. What has remained a mystery is whether or not he received an answer to his question. This piece seeks to provide Jair with that answer. It is our sincere hope that, thanks to the unique demonstrative abilities of interactive digital media, this composition allows Jair (and everyone else) to clearly envision what a golden shower would be like for him. In fact, we created this experience to allow citizens of the world to collaborate and maintain a constant shower for Jair. By that, we mean this piece can run in its MAIN or AUX modes in multiple locations simultaneously. The experience provided by each instance is connected to all other instances. The music is even (almost) synchronized!